is-it-in-yet:

1. Penis Fly Trap

2. Thatched Cottage

3. Hot Pocket

4. Wizard Sleeve

5. Lady’s Low Toupee

6. Hairy Potter

7. Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto

8. Velvet Goldmine

9. Lawrence of A Labia

10. The Notorious V.A.G.

-Courtesy of Buzzfeed

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johnatha:

The Queen giving you some real talk

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thatfunnyblog:

Get fucking married man

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mynameschai:

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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That’s me

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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I get it. You’re self-concious. I understand, but you have no reason to be. All I was gonna say is don’t suck in your stomach so much. It makes you look nervous and, frankly, a little constipated.

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gwenlightened:

bishopmyles:

sizvideos:

Video

Damn

"You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance at doing what you love."
I want this written everywhere.

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sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

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"Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self."
- Siddhartha Guatama (via mourningmelody)

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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Baked pumpkin stuffed with potatoes and sage…RECIPE

maybe try this with cauliflower instead?